Teeny frog crawled on my arm.
One of the perks of knowing me: unflattering, poorly drawn MSPaint drawings.
Today I made a honey badger birthday card.
Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Sister: *in a sad, small voice* A cat is attacking my castle…
Sister: A CAT IS ATTACKING MY CASTLE! THE KINGDOM IS UNDER ATTACK!
Me: Okay I’ll be there in a second.
*Note: The kitchen is right outside my bedroom door. She could have yelled for me but she chose to call on the phone instead.